Today’s odd shower thought. (Follow along at home.)
According to most christian religions, humans are “made in gods image”.
So that means the converse is true too: god looks like us.
OK, so then how often does god poop?
And… To continue with this, if god is assumed to be perfect, then gods poop must likewise be perfect.
What does perfect poop look and smell like?
For that matter, what does a heavenly bathroom look like? TP or a bidet? Who cleans them? How does a celestial waste disposal plant work?
This is a whole Pandora’s box of poop.
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