Demon musings

Much is made about accidentally summoning a demon, but just think about how that must make a demon feel?
I mean, he/she/it/they respond to your call, ready to do some damage, and its all like hand fluttering and “oh dear” and nary a request for limitless power or destruction of the universe or whatever.

I suspect this is really why demons are always in a bad mood, constant interruptions by people with poor planning skills.
So, always have some nice hot tea ready when attempting to read Latin, fix a buttonhole, calculate your taxes, and other such activities prone to accidental demon summoning.
Then if a demon is invoked, simply act nonchalant and offer a spot of tea. Viola! New BFF, and a happy demon.

Your PSA for today.

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